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🏰 Sir Fartsalot and the Quest for Clean Pants

A Knightly Adventure That’ll Blow You Away (and Maybe Your Socks Off)

By Robin Wickens
Ages 6–9 | Chapter Book | Laugh-Out-Loud Fiction

💨 About the Book:

Sir Fartsalot isn’t your average knight. He’s got a shining suit of armor, a trusty steed named Bubbles, and a bottom that blasts like a brass band at full volume.

After one royal toot too many (during the Queen’s prized Petunia Parade, no less), he’s given an impossible mission:
Find the legendary Ever-Fresh Pants—magical underwear that never gets dirty—or be banished to the Land of Eternal Laundry!

With his nose-pinching sidekick Lady Sniffle and his ever-gassy horse, Sir Fartsalot embarks on a wildly windy adventure filled with stink trolls, fart-fueled leaps, talking underpants, and a very confused goat.

🏆 Why Kids Love It:

• Packed with fart jokes, fantasy fun, and fearless silliness
• Perfect for reluctant readers and early chapter book fans
• A heroic message about self-acceptance (and flatulence)

📚 Details:

• eBook available
• Perfect for ages 6–9
• Published by Rob’s Books

👃 Reader Reviews:

“My son laughed so hard, he snorted apple juice out his nose. 10/10.”
— Parent of a very amused 7-year-old

“I didn’t know a book about underpants could be this epic.”
— Lily, age 8

“Disgusting. Hilarious. I loved it.”
— Ben, age 6