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🏴‍☠️ Captain Blunderbeard and the Lost ‘Arrr!’ 🏴‍☠️

A Ridiculously Rowdy Pirate Adventure by Robin Wickens

Ahoy, matey! Ever heard of a pirate who lost his “Arrr!”? Well, now you have. Meet Captain Blunderbeard — the most bumbling, banana-loving, and bewildered buccaneer to ever sail the Silly Seas!

📖 About the Book

When Captain Blunderbeard wakes up one morning and realizes his mighty pirate “Arrr!” has vanished, he knows it’s not just a bad hair day — it’s a full-blown nautical emergency! With his trusty (and slightly sarcastic) parrot, Pickles, by his side, Blunderbeard sets sail on a laugh-out-loud quest across Ticklish Turtle Bay, past the Snoring Sea Serpent, and into the Burping Volcano of Doom.

Will he ever find his lost “Arrr!”? Or will he be known forever as Captain… “Umm…”?

Perfect for:

• Young readers ages 6–9
• Fans of Captain Underpants, Dog Man, and The 13-Storey Treehouse
• Parents looking for a side-splitting bedtime story
• Kids who love pirates, puns, and parrots with attitude

📚 What Readers Are Saying:

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“My son couldn’t stop giggling — and now everything in our house ends with ‘Arrr!’”
— Happy Parent

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“Hilarious, imaginative, and perfect for reluctant readers. Blunderbeard is a treasure!”
— Kids’ Book Blog

📦 Available Now In:

• Kindle / eBook

Still not convinced? Just ask Captain Blunderbeard:
“It’s the most swashbucklin’, jelly-splatterin’, toe-ticklin’ tale I’ve ever told. Probably.”